February 2012
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1 pm needs to hurry up and get here so i can see the ryan braun press conference
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awkward facebook moments: “truthhh issss: idk youuu”
lazyjesusneal:
If it hits ninety degrees today, like the weather people say its going too, I’m packing up and moving.
I want snow days, not record highs in the middle of February.
codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
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let me tell you guys a story.
i got home at 4 yesterday and there was a young man in my house sitting on the couch next to my sister. i had never seen him before in my life.
they smoked a few bowls, and he left. i finally got a chance to ask who the fuck he was and she said that she met him while she was walking the dogs earlier in the day. ohfuckingkay.
this morning i was woken up at 8 by...
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k good night y’all
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too much rim make the ride too hard
tell that bitch hop out
walk the boulevard
i need my money pronto
get it in the morning like alonso
thesonofathena:
catastrophegirlfriend:
Agnostic theist. That’s me. I have been reading about this a lot for the past few weeks, and I think agnostic theism is the best ~label for my beliefs. “[Agnostic theists] believe a deity exists but do not claim it as personal knowledge.”
Gpoy
thesonofathena asked: I followed you because you followed me because I bowled. I loved your blog so much, so I kept following you. You are just an awesome person, and I wish that I knew you in real life. Yep! Same person.
thesonofathena:
mallomars replied to your post: I want to lick your face.
No homo? Or maybe a little? Or full homo? Take your pick.
I’m going with a 36.2% homo. Fair enough?
this needed to be on my blog
oh the shark has, pretty teeth dear:... →
bamfbottomweasley:
I feel like there just needs to be a big budget film with a gay couple in it where it’s not a big deal
like them being gay isn’t part of the plot or a scandal or some kind of joke or a character exploring their sexuality or a political statement or anything
like it’s…
Why are you following me?
mallomars:
jimmypage:
Put one reason in my ask pretty please
#this is me seeking attention #I apologize in advance
MY TURN!
also my feets are killing me
the heels wouldn’t have been so bad if i hadn’t had to stand up for two and a half hours
god damn it
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lidstrom:
so i invited alex burrows to this party i was throwing once, and i said there would be finger foods
long story short, he’s never invited to anything i throw ever again
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Fire Lord Ozai
James Moriarty
- count olaf
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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raystank:
soxandnats:
theraptureofyouth:
ryanwestmoreland:
theyankeediaries:
mariano-trollvera:
some people are acting like raul ibanez signed his soul over to the devil when he signed with the yankees
like are we really that bad
yes
yes the yankees are that bad
yes.
no they are worse
Much worse.
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tyga was p e r f e c t
lil twist was a m a z i n g
the 1 hour wait time between the two was neither of those things
when we were walking in we saw the tour bus and the window shade was open and they were watching the heat game
half an hour after lil twist left the stage candace was like “i bet we’re waiting because they’re watching the game. 7 minutes left in the...
tyga tygaaaaa
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i’m wearing heels tonight guise
who’s proud of me
i never wear heels
they’re like two inches
but still
i’m a real girl
the Geico WEEEEEEE commercial was funny the first...
if i talk to you first you should feel special because it probably took me like 3 weeks to get the courage to talk to you
idk what it is but i can’t say i have any legitimate crushes on athletes or famous people
i think it’s reality that gets me
they’re famous and they don’t know i exist and therefore i will never have a chance with them
so i don’t really have a crush
even if i say i do
that’s why someone can announce their attraction to different guys i find attractive...
ryan braun won his appeal
no suspension
not sure how i feel about this
i love him and everything
but still
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2 hours and 17 minutes until tygaaaaaa ~
MLB unveils the "Sam Fuld Rule" →
battingcleanup:
A season after the Tampa Bay manager put outfielder Sam Fuld to the mound to warm up for the sole purpose of giving a reliever extra time in the bullpen, Major League Baseball closed the loophole.
MLB has amended Official Baseball Rule 3.05 regarding such shenanigans. The change will “prohibit a manager from sending his current pitcher out to warm up with no intention of...
“It feels like home.”
– Carlos Pena, on returning back to Port Charlotte for Spring Training with the Tampa Bay Rays (via musiquedevie)
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also
also
ALSO
THE TYGA SHOW IS TONIGHT ZOMG
T-MINUS FOUR HOURS AND 58 MINUTES
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